What do you drive? A blue Honda Accord. It's five years old, and I don't want to get rid of it. It's done 135,000 miles, but still goes like a little gem. It got broken into before Christmas. The baddie must have known the car better than me. He found drawers in it I never knew existed!

Does it have any extras? Leather seats and a personalised registration: SYD 126. I'm not egotistical. I just had it offered to me. We were doing this club in Nottingham and a fella in the audience wrote to me saying somebody in showbiz ought to have his registration plate. He wanted A120 for it. It's not like I'm on an ego trip, and it has been a talking point. People kept asking what the 126 was for. Well, coincidentally, I weigh 126 pounds exactly, so that's what I say. But don't ask me how I got the Syd bit, my real name's Cyril! Ha ha!

What state is it in? Oh, great. But inside there's loads of litter! Me and Eddie were thinking of a sketch where you can only pass your test if you can open a Coke, sandwich and crisps at the same time, while driving and speaking on the mobile phone. I know that's illegal, but it's getting like that, isn't it!

What does your car say about you?It's small, dependable and never lets you down! I don't think I've ever let anybody down - after 35 years in the business. People say: "Where did you get to? I thought you were dead." But we're still cracking on!

Describe your driving. I wouldn't say I was the best driver in the world. But I wouldn't say I was the worst. My concentration has got better over the years. Our road manager's not keen on my driving, though. I don't frighten them or anything, but everyone has their own way of driving, don't they? And mine doesn't suit everybody else's.

Ever experienced road rage? Eddie's the best at that. He's had a few run-ins. But what gets us is that there are more women with road rage than men. They give us the V-sign the whole time!

What do you listen to on the road? Wogan in the morning and John Peel at night - with some of the old rock'n'roll things, cos I am an old rocker.

Have you ever had sex in a car? SEX!? Er, no. Especially not in this one. It's too small. I'm a bed person!

• Little and Large are appearing in Robin Hood at the Royal Theatre in Hanley, until January 17.